love is quote
------------------
love is quote
--------------
love is quote
--------------
love is quote
--------------
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
--------------
One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
--------------
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
--------------
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
--------------
One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
--------------
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
--------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
--------------
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
--------------
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
--------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
--------------
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
--------------
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
--------------
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
No comments:
Post a Comment